Introducing a versatile and innovative way to present your heartfelt feelings to that special someone! Our cunt of the month slate placemat and matching coaster ( also sold separately ) is a subtle yet superbly handcrafted bespoke tableware accessory that will turn a few heads, create a raucous of laughter and firmly distinguish the cunts amongst us !
Reusable and durable our cunt of the month placemat can be used for a multitude of gifting requirements, employee recognition, family appreciation or simply just to express your own feelings as you sit down to enjoy your evening meal and proceed to be a cunt about it. Sense of humour is essential and although we understand that ‘ many a true word said in jest’ may well be applicable in most cases, we encourage you to present your exquisitely inscribed placemat ( or coaster) with a reassuring smile and a reminder that the four week title may well befall onto someone else ( duly noted behaviour change should well and truly be acknowledged!)
A timeless expression and a little bit outspoken, our cunt of the month tableware ( desk accessory or presentation piece) will be either loved or loathed and if it’s the latter then you know for sure that cunt of the month is a fitting title! Be daring, say it as it is and present the cunts with a quality keepsake and unique design available as a pair or individual items.
