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Be daring this Christmas and say it how it is!
It’s the time of year when pleasantries and fake smiles are abundant, the polite conversations, the uncomfortable situations of not knowing what gift to present to that one special individual….. The Christmas Cunt!
There’s always one and it seems obligatory to express your endearment and gratitude of their cunty characteristics with our personalised Christmas bauble. They may laugh (or leave) but either way we can offer you the gift of transparency without the awkwardness of speaking aloud , you’re welcome!
Laser inscribed and all wrapped up in a festive red ribbon our Christmas Cunt bauble decoration is ideal for those of you looking for that extra special gift.
We obviously assume that a sense of humour is required and our personalised hand crafted bauble will be received with a nod of appreciation and a sprinkle of Christmas joy however be prepared for that look of disappointment when the cunt you present your beautiful bauble to allows the sentiment to sink in.
Stocking fillers, secret Santa, anonymous postal surprise, our Christmas Cunt decoration is the perfect present for your Christmas Cunt this year and can be reused as an alternative ornament for years to come ( almost like a family heirloom).
| Product Code | CCX05 |
|---|---|
| V-carved number | 1 |
| Display Coastal Text | No |
| Brand | The House Name Plate Company |
| Always Create New Cart Item | Yes |
Free shipping to all UK mainland (excluding Scottish Highlands)
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Returns Policy :
Personalised signs, numbers, letterboxes and pet memorials are bespoke items made to your specification and are therefore non-returnable unless they are damaged in transit or made incorrectly by us (i.e. spelling errors). Please check your delivery as soon as it arrives and report any damages within 2 working days to our helpline: 01978 800 400
